funny jokes and facts -part 1-

10 funny ways to order a pizza through phone

10 funny ways to order a pizza trough phone. 

1. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

2. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

3. Change your accent every three seconds. 

4. Ask if you can rent a pizza.

5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 

6. Ask to see a menu

7. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?" 

8. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 

9. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" 

10. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.