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Star Trek and Star Wars Yo Mama Jokes for Science Fiction Geeks!

Star Trek and Star Wars Yo Mama Jokes for
Science Fiction Geeks!

Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her up!

Yo mama's so fat that Spock couldn't find a pressure point to perform the Vulcan Death Grip on her.

Yo mama's so ugly that Wuher said 'We don't serve your kind here'.

Yo mama's so fat the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1.

Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was "Spice, the final Frontier..."

Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree.

Yo mama's so fat that if she were placed beside a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference.

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn't fit.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Riker's belly look 3 atoms thick.

Yo mama's so fat that when she tried to captain a galaxy class they had to separate the saucer so she could fit.

Yo mama's so fat that she makes the USS Enterprise look like a micro machines racer.

Yo mama's so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!

Yo mama's so dumb that she tried to rent a car from The Enterprise.

Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife.

Yo mama's so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically with reference to her.

Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.

Yo mama's so ugly that Dr. Evazan looks like a male supermodel next to her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she beams to a ship, the ship beams inside of her.

Yo mama's so such a ho that she slept with me... therefore, I AM YOUR FATHER!

Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole.

Yo mama's so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.

Yo mama's so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made doctor McCoy say "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Zoologist!"

Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up.

Yo mama's so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star's reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.

Yo mama's so fat that the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.

Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!

Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.

Yo mama's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time.

Yo mama's so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole.

Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her.

Yo Mama's so fat, that in an attempt to beam her up, the ship ended up being pulled down to the surface.

Yo Mama's so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her.

Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie.

Yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement!

Yo Mama's so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes.

Yo mama's so old even Guinan refers to her as "old bag".

Yo Mama's so fat that when she walks into a room the replicators stop working.

Yo Mama's so fat, Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates.

Yo Mama's so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!

Yo Mama's so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.

Yo Mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made Captain James T Kirk's penis go limp.

Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach.

Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.