Chapter 1 - Evan

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Hello, my name is Evan Stanley and so far, my life is not looking good. Im failing school, I was fired from my part time job, (apparently water gun fights aren't allowed at pizza hut...) I lost my girlfriend, and I was hit by a bus. Let me explain, it's a loooooong story.

So, about a month ago, I was in my room texting my friends, Nathan and Sarah. Nathan was going on and on about his "scientific theory" about how walnuts can solve world peace. (and don't ask, because the first chapter to that story would be twice as long as the Bible.)

"...and there would be a birthday cake, and everything, and-"

"Ugh, Nathan, can ya give it a rest already? Your starting to get annoying" Sarah said before Nathan could reply.

"Wait, it JUST got annoying!?!" I sent back. Even though I had known Nathan, almost my whole life, he did find ways that no one else could to tick me off.

"Good point, it got annoying last Tuesday." Sarah replied.

"But I just started this theory last Monday!" He said, followed by 3 sad face emojis.

"That's the point!" We both said in unison.

"Oops, gtg, forgot about my sisters dance recital, ttyl." Nathan said before getting off his phone.

"Ya, right." I said. "What a buzz kill."

Just then, I could here my mom starting the car engine. 'Alone at last' I thaught. My mom has church group on Thursdays, and my dad is the only other family I have... or... had. He isn't around anymore, he found out my mother was pregnant and just, up and left. Disappeared. Oh well, sad thaught aside, I had to find the whipped cream, where would that be?

A few minutes later, I heard a familiar ding from my phone, signaling that I was being called. It was from a number I had never seen before, so I hung up and put my phone away in search for the whipped cream.

"Ugh, were could it be?" I muttered to myself. "It usually isn't this hard to find."

Ya see, usually mom hides the whipped cream for this reason, but she never hides it this good. Maby she hired someone to do it for her...

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 14, 2016 ⏰

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