What Would Happen if Harry Potter Used Social Websites?

Neville Longbottom's Facebook

*Neville Longbottom is now in a relationship with Luna Lovegood*

*Ginny Weasley likes this*

*Ginny Weasley comments* Way to go, Nev!

*Harry Potter comments* He's growing up so fast.

*Ron Weasley comments* Woo woo! Goooooo Neville!!!!!!

*Hermione Granger comments* Oh, shut up and be happy for them, Ronald.

*Hermione Granger likes this*

*Ron Weasley comments* Oh, come on, Hermione. We're just having a little fun.

*Hermione Granger comments* You could have insulted him!

*Ron Weasley comments* He's known me since he was eleven!

*Neville Longbottom comments* It's fine, Hermione. Really.

*Harry Potter comments* There's our big boy.

*Hermione Granger comments* You are such a child.

*Ginny Weasley comments* Why am I your girlfriend...

*Harry Potter comments* I'm the chosen one.

*Ron Weasley comments* Hey, hey. Harry's pretty cool.

*Ginny Weasley comments* Okay then, Ronald. So, Luna, how's Neville treating you?

*Ron Weasley comments* A little personal, don't you think?

*Luna Lovegood comments* Neville is a perfect gentleman.

*Xenophilius Lovegood and 14 other people like this*

*Xenophilius Lovegood likes Luna Lovegood's comment "Neville is a perfect gentleman."*

*Ron Weasley comments* Wow, Neville.

*Harry Potter comments* I'm so proud of my little boy.

*Ginny Weasley comments* Really, Harry? You're still going on with this?

*Harry Potter comments* Neville's okay with it. Right, Nev?

*Neville Longbottom comments* Sure, Harry...

*Hermione Granger comments* He doesn't like it.

*Luna Lovegood comments* Neville Longbottom is not a little boy.

*Ginny Weasley comments* He's 6 feet tall, Harry. That's not little.

*Hermione Granger comments* That's over average.

*Draco Malfoy comments* Awe, Loony is dating the klutz.

*Harry Potter comments* Draco, I swear.

*Hermione Granger comments* Leave them alone.

*Ron Weasley comments* Don't even try, ferret.

*Ginny Weasley comments* Get out of here, Malfoy.

*Neville Longbottom comments* Don't call her loony.

*Luna Lovegood comments* Yes, Draco Malfoy. I am dating Neville Longbottom. And I am very happy about it.