What Would Happen if Harry Potter Used Social Websites?

Harry's Facebook

*Harry Potter posts* This candle smells really really good. Good idea for Voldy's Christmas present?

*Ron Weasley likes this status*

*Ron Weasley comments* Ha! Definitely, Harry!

*Hermione Granger comments* You two are such children.

*Ron Weasley comments* You don't have to read the comments, Hermione.

*Hermione Granger comments* You don't have to make me do your homework.

*Harry Potter comments* Hermione showed you.

*Ron Weasley comments* You're supposed to help me, Harry! NOT HER!

*Fred Weasley comments* You're just upset because Hermione's not siding with you.

*George Weasley comments* Hermione never sides with him.

*Harry Potter comments* Ron and Hermione sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

*Ron Weasley comments* Please don't.

*Hermione Granger* ...

*Fred Weasley comments* We all know Ronald dreams about Hermione.

*George Weasley comments* Talks about her in his sleep.

*Ron Weasley comments* I do not!

*Ginny Weasley comments* Yes you do.

*Ron Weasley comments* Get out of here, Ginny!

*Harry Potter comments* That's cute, Ron.

*Ron Weasley comments* Hermione, I swear I do not talk about you in my sleep.

*Fred Weasley comments* Please don't believe him.

*George Weasley comments* You can't believe that.

*Ginny Weasley comments* "Her...Mi...O...Ne..."

*Hermione Granger comments* ...