Spy.......derman

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(Andrew's back....yay?)
Colby and I had just been assigned a case to find out who murdered Billy Bob Joe. Of course we couldn't just go up to the main suspect and be like we got u bich so we had to discretely sneak through a window with the loudest creak ever like my goodness. Oh did I forget to mention we were first time spies? Yea so we were pretty much screwed already by being put into one of the MOST DANGEROUS cases EVER. We heard some stirring downstairs and we were like oh fook and we hid behind a plant.......A PLANT. After a while of "hiding" we decided to check in with our boss and apparently we were supposed to find any evidence pointing to him (being Andrew) murdering Billy Bob Joe. We went through the house room by room until we realized nothing was upstairs.....and we had to go downstairs....where everyone was....foooooooook. We stealthily (aka stumbled down doing gay  cartwheels) went down the stairs and sorta crawled across the floor. The suspect was asleep on the couch so we had to be quiet. Went we got across the room we stumbled upon the office and began our search and luckily we found some maps of Billy Bob Joe's house and where the body would be buried. We took a minute to match the handwriting and it was a match. It seemed to be enough evidence so we decided to hurry out. We were halfway across the floor.....when I.....hiccuped. Really loudly too. Andrew stirred but didnt wake up.
"Sorry..." I said, "im trying to be quiet."
"YEA WELL THEY'RE REALLY LOUD" Colby exclaimed.
Andrew awoke at that and we sprinted out the door with our gay rainbows flying behind us. We drove away so quickly that we made it back to the base in 5 minutes in what would normally be a 10 minute drive. At the base we started to fight about how now we're going to get killed because he saw our faces and that we were going to die and it was all each others faults. Little did we each know that we were only put together in this mission because the whole "office" shipped us. *insert I ship it song here* We were called up to the boss' room and were told to give up our evidence for analysis and head to our living quarters for the day.
MY POV
I watched as the two "men" trudged toward their conjoined room and called up meh good frend Elanny to fangirl.
Colbys POV
The tension was so thick you could cut it with a butcher knife. Yea I had always liked Sam from the month that we had been in this organization and yea he would never like me back and yea we share a room but a guy can dream cant he?
                 Time skip
After another month of missions, we grew a lot closer and I finally got the courage to ask him out.....today.
Another time skip cuz that shiz         is awkward
A little after a year we quit the organization and decided to move to an apartment in L.A. On our second anniversary I proposed to him (he obviously said yes) and now we have a family of four living happily with our YouTube careers. (That was so cheesy im so sorry). Buuuuuut IM ALMOST AT 10k READS.       WHAAAAAAAAAAT THANK U GUYS SSOOOOOOO MUCH
WTF THIS KEEPS ON PUBLISHING AND UNPUBLISHING AND UGH

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