Harley Quinn

Arkham

Harleen Quinnzel was a beatutiful blonde blue eyed girl who always wanted to be a psychiatrist. When she had gotten her reputation up Arkham Asylum asked her to see one of the "special" patients. As you can imagine it could have been a person with an addiction oh, but this person did have an addiction... murder. It was the one , the imfamous Joker(a.k.a. Puddin', Mr.J, Mistha. J) She wanted to write a book about the patients at Arkham. So she decided to write a book about The Joker. It took her nearly 5 months to set up a sesion. Then The Joker started to talk she thought she was ready for anything then the Joker said "you know my old man used to beat me up real bad as a kid every time I got out of line Bam! sometimes I was just sitting there Pow! there was only one time I saw the man really happy is when he took me to the circus when I was 7 the clowns pants dropping he was laughing so hard I thought he might bust a gut! then when we got home I rushed up stairs and got his best Sunday pants and said hi dad ,dropped the pants and tore the crotch right out, then he broke my nose hey, thats the down side of comedy some people just dont get the joke like Batman." Oh the day my puddin' had escaped I was so sad he must've been so scared my Angel defenseless against Batman.