A Warped World

Agent 6

"Agent 7 are you in? Agent seven?" I briskly said into my walkie talkie.
"I am Agent 6, it's all clear".
Thank god, I thought as I stared at the computer monitor. I can't waste anymore time with a petty mission. I can't believe I'm helping a rookie.
I pick up my black wool coat that's hanging on my velvet chair and throw it on, careful not to mess with the gun that was placed in my pocket. Wouldn't want me to blow up, would we? It's time to complete my mission for my team. I need to talk to head master; Agent 13. I exit my study and gather my wallet, keys, and dart gun. Basic necessities, really. I mean, nobody should ever leave home without a dart gun or some gasoline paired with a lighter! You never know when those things will come in handy. The glistening black shoes are waiting at the door. They slide on my feet with ease and finally I'm ready to talk to the boss.
••••••••
As I'm entering the tall building, I feel imitated. Just looking at the portrait agent 13 gives me the chills. His strong features, stern face. He looks... infuriated.
"Hello, Agent 6".
I heard a deep familiar voice. It terrified me. My eyes widened and my stomach churned.
I turned to look at him with an uneasy expression.
"Agent 13! Hello uh... sir," I nervously said, twitching my eye. He held out his hand to shake I assume. He grabbed my hand and shook it so hard that I felt like my guts were shaking up in my body. I felt dizzy after the vigorous shaking of my ice cold hand. I feel sick  now. That's great. It's time to go up the golden elevator. I press the diamond encrusted button and suddenly 23 men in jet black coats exit the elevator. I walk inside with Agent 13 and is silver mastiff, petunia. "So, how's the rookie. I've heard that he is mentally ill," coughed Agent 13. I performed a casual thumbs up and started swinging. I felt dizzy. How slow can this elevator take? Then suddenly, a blaring sound comes from Agent 13's walkie talkie. "AGENT 13! THERE'S A BREAK IN; I REPEAT A BREAK IN SIR," a loud voice boomed from the wallow talkie. "Look, I don't have time." He stopped the elevator."Go find the intruder and sock 'em," he said to petunia as he ushered her towards the stairs. Her collar was blaring as well, was she qualified as a secret agent? That's just silly. The elevator stopped and as the door opened, I could see heaven(or what seemed to be a large flare of light;perhaps the sun). My eyes were burning, so as quickly as I could put them on, my black sunglasses were upon my face. "Follow me into my office," Agent 13 said swiftly. I could see a neat pile of papers stacked on his desk. "Take a seat please. Would you like a cup of coffee?" I nod and take a seat. As I'm taking out my phone, it is snatched away in an instant. "Excuse me sir, you cannot use personal electronics in my masters office, it's strictly forbidden," a little man with large glasses said nervously."May I have my phone back?" I ask with a chuckle."Sir, do not disrespect the master. You will have your phone after you meeting has finished. If you need any assistance with a mission or anything, contact me," he replied less nervous this time. He gave me a card and it read"Agent 12; Contact number: 7997379". He waved and walked off. Now I'm really confused. Is he an assistant? "So agent 6, I have an important mission for you. The lack of importance must be terrible". He handed me a black paper. "Erase it," he said with a grin. It read "Agent 6; Mission: 1273773".