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We need more people like this in the world

Girl 1: I GOT A NEW FRIIIIEND *hugs a potato*

Girl 2: That's a potato.

Girl 1; *gasp* don't talk about her that way *covers it's 'ears'*

Girl 2: You have no friends don't you?

Girl 1: *sighs and gets low* No... BUT WHO CARES THIS IS MY POTATO *squeezes potato*

Girl 2: MIIIIINE

Girl 1: NOOOO MIIINE

Girl 2: MIIIIIIIIIIIINE

Girl 1: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNEEEEE

Girl 2: let's be friends!

Girl 1: OK! *runs away happily and weirdly with potato*

Girl 2: Well I did my job. *walks away*