dhmis rant uno

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arrthurkirkland has orginally informed me on this and since I saw it for myself I thought that instead of taking an entire bottle of Valium I'll be a (not really) normal 14 year old and scream about it online

*cracks knuckles*
*adjusts microphone*
*pulls out index card*


COLIN IS NOT A SWEET BABY CINNAMON ROLL STOP CHANGING HIS ENTIRE CANON CHARACTER TO FURTHER YOUR OTP

Okay but I never???? Got this at all????
Colin literally calls himself a "clever smart boy"
He is rude ffs he cuts off Harry and he basically scars young children for life
where does this translate to the "uwu" face

It personallly infuriates me bc
a) im cyberfly trash
b) tHEYRE DOING IT JUST BC THEY KNOW IF THEY GO BY CANON COLIN, HIM AND TONY WILL NOT WORK

In the original video he references time but it was done in a manner like
"AND i can tell u the time"
Hes trying to be a multitasker. If anything he wants to replace Tony just how he replaced the laptop and Gilbert. There's no use for them because /I'M/ better

He and Tony would not work for so so so so many reasons

-power complexes between one another
-they are both ticking time bombs
-"hey shitface"
"COLIN I WILL FUCKING END YOURE MISREABLE LIFE"

Tony is an impatient, OCD jackass who has to have everyone around him follow his rules
Colin is a "My way or the highway" sorta guy because he views everything--and EVERYONE---as inferior


u r blind if u cannot see the fatal flaws in this

Ladadada yippee he mentioned time Tony mentioned computers I could care fucking less

Colin also has a Malcolm statue,,,,,yknow,,,,,,,,,,,,

Anyways getting off track

Colin was made to purposefully be an arrogant character. He is egotistical and narasstic and he is meant to be obnoxious.

Tbh all I hear when I see "TONY SENPAI SAVE ME" shit is "I DO NOT CARE FOR ANY CANON CONTENT BECKY AND JOE CREATED AND TO FURTHER MY SHITTY PAIR I WILL FUCK ONE OF THEIR PERSONALITIES!!"

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