A Song About Acne

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Spots on my face,

Too much acne to embrace

The person behind them.

Zits on my back

With heads bright white, scarlet and black

In much too much an awkward place to pop them

Pimples on my chest,

Probably there because I'm stressed

About the people talking behind my back

About the spots on my face,

The ones I wish I could erase

Just like the so-called friends

That like to tease me about them

Clearasil and Freederm, sitting in my bathroom

The spots on my face can confirm that they don't really work.

Proactiv solution

Deserves an execution

For being an ablution

That does nothing but smirk at me

'Cause I'm an acne ridden teen

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Countless times I've tried and tried

But my skin just ends up all dry

And I am left wanting to stay inside.

But then one day I said, "Charlie,

It's not as bad as it could be!

They're only spots; it's not like you've died! "

Be a man, be who you are,

But try not to pop them in case they scar

Even though squeezing them is fun, fun, fun.

Understand at the end of the day

To put your hands up and say, "Okay!"

Get out of the bathroom, and lie out in the sun

(Because I heard that helps)

Clearasil and Freederm, sitting in my bathroom

The spots on my face can confirm that they don't really work.

Proactiv solution

Deserves an execution

For being an ablution

That does nothing but smirk at me

'Cause I'm an acne ridden teen

But I won't let that define me

'Cause the people that mind don't matter

And the people that matter don't mind.

So when all that pus goes splatter

You'll wipe it from your mirror

And wipe it from your mind.

You could try a dairy-free diet

And drink eight cups of water a day

But in the end your acne will still run riot

'Cause the hormones that cause them just won't go away.

Ready?

(Scat Solo)

Clearasil and Freederm, sitting in my bathroom sill

The spots on my face can confirm that they don't really work.

Proactiv solution

Deserves an execution

For being an ablution

That does nothing but smirk at me

'Cause I'm an acne ridden,

Somewhat smelly,

Kind of weird,

But generally A-Ok teen.

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