|•| Allistor || Scotland's Journal |•|

^^ Entry #1 ^^

|| There was already a scribbled out sentence—maybe two. ||

Note to self: write in English, not Scots Gaelic.

Entry 1

Well, it seems that I've gotten into the mood of writing on a journal. I feel like a small ole lad again . . . but, I think it's gonna be worth it. And for the first entry of my journal-

Unicorns are gonna be the topic.

Now, now Journal—don't go backing away just yet (which you can't). I just keep on wondering why people think Unicorns are for "little girls" and all the shite. They ain't pink and purple, hell, I don't even know if those are it's natural colors . . .

I think this American show called "My Little Pony" did this.

  I swear to god, Unicorns are majestic beasts! They don't go prancing around the goddamned forest and just—zap a f*cking bush, then which making it into a bunny made out of candy. That's just absurd, very absurd . . . And very unrealistic; which is coming out if a made who can see the Unseelie court and pixies.

   Anyway, I think that's enough of this weak and shity ranting–oh, I should probably make this into a ranting journal! Oh wait, nah, I'm to lazy. Well, Allistor Kirkland signing out.

-Allistor Kirkland || Scotland.