|•|•| My Random Sh¡t |•|•|

•¶ When I got my first award ¶•

When I got my first award as a kid

Back when I was only six years old;

Me : I would like to thank God for helping me win this award and my school, my teachers, principal, my best friends...

And I still had two minutes left on the stage but instead of walking away, I started listing the members of my family because, trust me, they were worth the credit

So I started calling;

Me : My Mom
My late dad, his soul rest in peace
My brothers
My sisters
My stepfather
My step siblings
My aunties
My uncles
My cousins
My grandmas
My granddaddy
....

Moving on to non family members,

Me : My dog
My cat
The kittens
My neighbors
The pizza delivery man
The postman
The newspaper boy
The restaurants nearby and
The stores across my street, I love you all and you have a big part in my life
....

Leaving the stage accompanied by the hostess, I called the last one;

Me : ...And to my dear beloved stuffed animal, roger the giant teddy bear!

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Thanks for letting me waste your precious time y'all