This is a collection, an anthology of sorts, of the various works my dry-witted father makes up on the spot after a long day at work. Slightly disturbing, these poems and song parodies may freak you out, but to clarify: I AM 80% SURE THAT MY FATHER WILL NOT ACTUALLY COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU.
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My Father Always Told Me...
HumorFrom generation to generation, little boys and girls have come to sit on their fathers' laps and ask for worldly advice. To this pleading appeal, the father will reply, "Well, son (or daughter), my father always told me...", to be followed with a pi...
