Rule 1: The Doctor lies
Rule 2: The Doctor isn't allowed to look at River Songs diary, ever.
Rule 3: Never interfere with a level 5 planet.
Rule 4: Never move a planet to another place in space and/or time.
Rule 5: Don't eat pears. The last thing you want to do after being human for three months is to have the taste of pears in your mouth.
Rule 6: Always bring a banana to a party.
Rule 7: Lots of planets have a north side.
Rule 8: Everything must turn to dust.
Rule 9: Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.
Rule 10: Cracks in walls can't be repaired.
Rule 11: Nothing's impossible, just unlikely.
Rule 12: Never be afraid to act ridiculous.
Rule 13: Stand up for what is right, no matter the odds.
Rule 14: Everyone is important.
Rule 15: Sometimes, winning is no fun at all.
Rule 16: A longer life isn't always a better one, It's not the time that matters. It's the person.
Rule 17: If it isn't blue, it isn't bigger on the inside.
Rule 18:
