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INTRODUCTION

Hello I don't really know who is going to read this so I don't know who to address you bye if u couldn't tell by my empty profile you can probably tell that this is my first time and no I'm not going to use correct punctuation and if I spell something wrong you can suck my dick so you will just have to bear with me but don't worry it won't be that long I'll probably run out of things to say so you'll be fine I want this book to be different from the other novels I read so I'm going to show you my experiences and deep thoughts which I'm too pussy to tell people to their face so if someone I end up talking about starts reading this, well, I'm sorry

Me & fuckwit

I know I know that I said that this "story" was gonna be different but hey it's not a true story without some romance so calm you're tits
My girlfriend at the moment is called Meghan I'm not gonna tell you her full name because you will probably rape her but anyway Meghan is my first "serious" girlfriend last year in grade 7 I was a huge fuckboy and thought I was so cool dating EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN MY GRADE!! For like a day but hey I was a huge catch,yep a million pound ogre such as myself must be great with the ladies right😂😅😭 but hey at least I'm funny..sort of anyway getting off track me and Meghan have been dating for 9 months which may seem really short to most of you guys reading this but to me it feels like forever I love her so much and I hope she knows that but as many good times we've had we've definitely had our bad times a wont say names so let's just call this guy fuckwit and if he's reading this...hey fuckwit
Me and fuckwit were about friends for 1 year and he lived up the road from me so we saw each other a lot he had a massive ego and always called me names like fat shit, dog and other stuff but I didn't really take it to heart because he was so popular I felt like I needed to be friends with him and I would become a loner if I didn't but he had two problems which really ticked me off
1: he had two older brothers who were big and scary so he became friends with losers (like me) and made them do his bidding
2:he had a huge disrespect against women he would only talk to a girl if she had tits or an ass and then cheat on them and say rude things about them behind their back
Yeah sure i fucking hate him still but he is such a jerk anyway he would make me do things with him that I didn't want to do but did it anyway because I was scared of him like shoplifting,trespassing and I almost cheated on Meghan anyway one day I was with Fuckwit and two of his friends to go pick up Meghan and my friend Tammy so we could spend the day together so I went to their house but when they saw fuckwit and his other friends they felt scared and I don't blame them they didn't know those people I barely even knew them meg and Tammy so I went up to fuckwit to ask him if he and his "pals" could go somewhere else but he just kept shutting me down and telling me it's all ok but it wasn't and then I heard those words that just pushed me way over the edge

"I'll get my brothers on you"

I was so sick of this being his only defence he treated me so badly and I was sick of being scared of him I wanted to prove to myself that I am not weak and I should not let him manipulate me the way he was so I pushed him I was so full with rage that I just couldn't handle it anymore I literally wanted to kill him then he pushed me back I will never forget what face he displayed when he pushed me back we weren't friends anymore and we were getting ready to fight and not those ones from ninja movies at 12:00 o'clock I'm talking about those brutal fight that get recorded with shitty phones and put on the news,yep this was serious. But luckily one of his friends Jesse got In Between us and broke it up u can't believe I was actually going to fight him I ran to Meghan and me and fuckwit went our separate ways
I tried to pretend that it was nothing for the rest of the day but I couldn't forget about what just happened then Meghan sends me a screenshot about 7pm

Fuckwit: oi keaun is going to get his head kicked in don't tell him or else I know where you live
Meghan:no please don't hurt it doesn't have to be like this
I won't lie it did piss me off but If only I knew what was gonna happen next
Me and Meghan didn't really talk much for about two days I had my to stuck up with other things that were going on but then meghan finally decides to text me

Meghan:hey babe if I tell you something will you promis not to break up with me?!

Well WHO THE FUCK DO I ANSWER THAT?!!! What question even is that how the fuck am I suppose to know if I'll break up with you if u show me whatever the fuck you're gonna show/tell me no way I was gonna agree

Me:sure babe I promise what's up?

Fuck I hate myself sometimes why did I agree to that that's such a dodgy deal then about an hour later I get a screenshot of another conversation with fuckwit and MY GIRLFRIEND

Fuckwit: nah actually I like you
Meghan:ummmmmmmmm
Fuckwit:😘
Fuckwit:can I call you
Meghan: ummmm sure?!
Ryan called you for 12:46

So not was she talking to my mortal enemy he was trying to get with her and she didn't shut him down immediately and then worse yet they had a 12 minute conversation.. Fuck yeah I was pissed I was fuming I was even angrier than the day we fought and I couldn't wait to give him a piece of my mind tomorrow
The next morning I got up and got. Ready for school I was determined to fuck him up I was not going to take his shit anymore then before I knew it, it was time to confront him he was drinking a frozen coke from Macca and as much as the far side of myself wanted to scan a sip from him I really wanted to punch him in the face

Me:WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO MY GIRL SHE IS MY PRINCESS AND YOU WANNA BASH ME WELL HERE I AM FUCKING COME AND GET ME DOG
Fuckwit:ok let's fight
He smashed his drink on the ground and it went all over my other friends jumper and as much I wanted to laugh I know that I needed to stay serious if I wanted to seem the littlest bit intimidating but seriously I'm like a fucking teddy bear theses nothing scary about me but before we could throw our first punches the teachers seemed to intervene I still hate him so much till this day but I guess we all got to have enemies