Unknown: hello
Tyler: Is this "no name mysterious blah blah blah"
Unknown: yes this is he. Call me dog breath tho, that's what all my friends call me
Tyler: well okay then, should I be worried about your breath then?
Dog Breath: No it's an inside joke that you are now a part of
Tyler: but I still don't know the story so how am I in on the joke
Dog Breath: Well that's just another mystery you'll have to solve
Tyler: you like the concept of mystery, don't you, you want everyone to have to guess about you
Dog breath: Exactly. That's my thing. "The Mystery Man."
Tyler: well okay then, btw my name is Tyler
Dog Breath: I know
Tyler: and how exactly do you know?
Dog Breath: because I do, don't question my ways. I gtg ttyl cutie.
Tyler: YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE OMG
Dog Breath: Or do I? That is the question.
Tyler: anyways bye dude that I am now questioning if I should be talking to
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OKAY I KNOW THIS IS SO RANDOM AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT OH WELL, DEAL WITH IT
YOU ARE READING
But I'm Straight, Mate (Joshler texts)
FanfictionA prank call. The caller is an extremely gay blue haired boy. The receiver is a straight brown haired boy. Where may it lead? (i'm sorry this description is super fucking cringey)
