I can't think of a title but this will be another short story without a cover

Another bad story

Ok so one time there was this couple. They were pretty much together. Through Facebook. It was amazingly sad. Everytime they would have their "date" it would be in another mmorpg that has a cafe, like Club Penguin. Yea they would talk and all like an actual couple, but they never met once in real life. Why? It's because they met through Facebook of course. How else hmm? They thought of each other as looking interesting and all, later on having long conversations after 2 weeks, and bring a couple 5 weeks after that. Oh nice I forgot to name the couple. Let's just call them Leila and Jayce, and hopefully you know who is the male and female. So, one day Jayce decided to ask Leila if they could meet somewhere in real life so they could actually do some couple stuff, like eating together and studying how to be a better couple, but Leila said no. Jayce, getting curios all of a sudden, asked why. And Leila just replied short and sweet: "What if I'm a guy?" Jayce, astounded by this tragedy, immediately got his 4 feet long katana from his bathtub and committed seppeku in front of his laptop while he was watching Boku no Pico. He successfully made an entire circle through his abdomen, and with his last strength in his miserable life, he typed "Leila" typed these words "Fuck you, you god damn cat fishing bitch! Please do the world a favor and kill yourself." However, it was too late, he failed to send it because typing all of those words was too much for him, so he died. The end.