Hi guys! As promised, here is the first part! :D Anyway, this is an interview between my cat, Puffy, and my friend's cat, Mickey :D Yay! Me and Hailey wrote it together XD It's sort of stupid, but its randomness is amazing!
*Mickey walks in...*
· Puffy. *staring suspiciously* Hi. Who are you and what are you doing here?
· Mickey. *looking confused* Mickey... You invited me, didn’t you?
· P. Uh…no. I didn’t.
· M. Yes you did.
· P. Whatever. It was probably aliens.
· M. Either way, someone said you were going to interview me.
· P. Fine. First question: Who is your one true love?
· M. *whispers* Food.
· P. Fine. What’s your favorite food, then?
· M. Elvis.
*buzzing, whirring, and beeping in the background and an alien appears in the corner, taking notes*
· M and P. What…
*just as suddenly as it appeared, the alien disappears*
· P. Let’s just pretend that never happened.
· M. Sounds good! Do you have any leftover Elvis?
· P. Uh, no. What is it? Where would you even get that?
· M. I don’t know, but it sure is tasty! Santa’s evil cousin, Evil Santa, brings it sometimes.
· P. Hmm. Where can I find Evil Santa?
· M. I’m not sure. He just flies out of the microwave on a miniature pony at random times.
· P. Well, I’ll keep a lookout! What’s your favorite music?
· M. *whispers* Food. The sizzle of Elvis is music to my ears.
· P. This again? Okay, who is your role model?
· M. *whispers* Food.
· P. Fine. What is a door?
· M. *whispers* Food.
· P. *exasperated* What is two plus two?!
· M. *whispers* Four Elvises, of course!
· P. Okay, that’s IT! This interview is OVER!
· M. *whispers* Food.
· P. *spontaneously combusts with frustration* Now look what you did, Mickey. OWWW! I’m burning!!!!
*the alien suddenly comes back and drenches the whole room with water*
Later....
*Mickey is in front of the microwave, chanting and moaning the Evil Santa mantra*
Well...What did you think? Comment!!! :D Vote!!!! :D
