I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission.
Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
You're so fat you could sell shade.
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?
Your lips keep moving but all I hear is "Blah, blah, blah."
Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
You'll never be the man your mother is.
Just because you have one doesn't mean you need to act like one.
I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Stupidity's not a crime, so you're free to go.
If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents.
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- Well Hello PUNY HUMANS OF PLANET EARTH!!!!
I am a AUTHOR, also from planet earth. WHAT A YA THINK SO FAR?!?
It kinda sucks ya I know.
- AUTHOR
