Disconnected • Michael X Reader

Chapter 1

"Well Louis I don't know what you were searching but I suggest linking the video to everyone" You say.

"Wait no! Don't do that! Oh my god don't do that!" You quickly say.

"Just avoid eye contact, and if ever need something you've got something to black mail them with.....Oh my god, wait no, don't black mail your teachers with their gay porn videos!"

"I need to move to the next question" You announce.

"Leah, 14, from Las Vegas asks, is having a penis fun?"

You look down at your lap.

"Good question Leah, however I don't have a penis so I have no idea" You say.

"Wait!....Troye can you come here for a minute?" You yell.

"Coming!" Troye yells.

He enters your room and comes over to you.

"Leah from Las Vegas wants to know if having a penis is fun" You say.

"Oh...." Troye says.

He puts his face right in front of your camera.

"Is having a vagina fun?" He asks.

"No" You quickly say.

"Yes having penis is fun but its sometimes hard-"

"Okay! Thanks Troye!" You quickly say.

He laughs as he exists your room.

"Laura, 13, from N.Y.C asks how to find the perfect other?"

"Laura, find someone who eats a different cereal then you, that way they'll never eat yours"

*10 Minutes Later*

"Okay last one!" You say.

"Sarah, 17, from N.Y.C, Y/N how do you have time to get anything done? I can't manage my time at all, I spend all my time on the internet and leave a day to do all my school work! Please help!"

"Sarah if procrastination has taught me anything its how to do 10 minutes of homework in 8 hours and 8 hours of homework in 10 minutes" You say.

You close the laptop in front of you and clap your hands.

"Well I probably didn't help anyone, I'm so sorry. Thank you guys so much for watching, leave a like down below and I'll see you next week. Peace✌🏼️" You say.

(A/N: I'm so sorry if that was horrible)

*4 Hour's Later*

You finished editing the video and it was ready to go up tomorrow.

You let out a yawn as you save everything before getting up.

"Y/N" Troye calls as he walks towards your room.

"What?" You ask.

He pokes his head in.