New Romantics. [1]

26. Kara AKA Minkus?

lord of love: LOVE U GUYS

Sage: AW I LOVE YOU TOO
Sage: I LOVE YOU JAKE AND KARA AND HARLEY

harley holland: YR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU ALL

kara: i guess you guys aren't too bad...

Sage: see if we were in a group hug this is when id give you that side smile and pull you into the embrace

kara: love you guys too. 💘😊

lord of love: who said you'll be pulling her into the embrace
lord of love: WHY ARE YOU STEALING ALL OF THE IMPORTANT WOMEN IN MY LIFE

harley holland: What has he hooked mom now or something

kara: why is jake so hot...?

lord of love:

Sage: IM NOT STEALING ANYONE JAKOB
Sage: Oprah

harley holland: HEY BITCH BOY IM ACTUALLY MAD YOU TOOK THAT MEME FROM ME

lord of love: frEE COUNTRY

kara: sage, this is madness.
kara: meet me u know where.

harley holland: Who knows what where huh¿

Sage: got it

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kara sent a message to the chat Wtf is Sage on?

kara: i can't believe i haven't noticed you liking harley before.
kara: seriously, your eyes light the fuck up when you see that kid.

Sage: STOP EMBARRASSING ME MOTHER
Sage: you look at Jake the same way

kara: i know...
kara: i'm dating him.

Sage: what's your point Minkus

kara: HEY! just fess up

Sage: no
Sage: absolutely no
Sage: 100% absolutely no I won't
Sage: I  WILL //LITERALLY// RUIN EVERYTHING KARA

kara: how would you know?

Sage: it's just what happens!! first outcome of telling her I'm in love with her is she doesn't like me back and it just gets weird and awkward from there, second option is that she likes me back  and we date until it eventually falls apart and I lose Harley holland for the rest of my life. Third outcome is peace and friendship; and I like the third option.

lord of love: what....t....F

kara: yo slick boy you just told us more than any of us bargained for.

Sage: what do you mean
Sage: OH FUCK I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE I SAID THOSE 3 WORDS I HAVENT EVEN ADMITTED THAT TO MYSELF YET WOW THAT WAS THE UNIVERSE

lord of love: u love MY SISTER
lord of love: KARA AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO THAT STAGE OF CONFESSION YET

Sage: I FALL HARD AND FAST OKAY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED

kara: "that's what she said." - harley
kara: get it? "hard and fast."

lord of love: Kara, sweetie..
lord of love: 😁

Sage: I'm gonna go hang out with my FRIEND Harley ☮✌️

lord of love: come back here mister
lord of love: THATS MY SISTER YOURE "HANGING OUT" WITH

kara: you can't live with this pain forever.

Sage: I can until I'm 28 and she's 29 ✌

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"Like my life is just w metaphor." - my sister

HAPPY BDAY RIVER PARTY HARD IN NEVERLAND 😘💖💘🍾👼 also rio pls don't roast me upstairs with robin williams for ugly crying earlier I'm just emotional about birthdays

I'm glad u can live on through this story and Sage ✌️ just like Corey! Shoutout to the eyebrow-less homie mr haim