Baby starts crying
Me: oh oh god why are you crying stop crying . please stop crying why.
Baby gets louder
Me: starts sing some random song
Baby gets quiet
Me: oh thank god
Baby start to cry again
Me: OK that's it shut the fuck up
(Put baby back in the crib)
Baby is still crying
Me : walks out of the room wakes up husband tells him to deal with the baby and goes back to sleep
