HARLEY

1. INTRODUCTION/ Puddin' ♦️

"Scuse me mr, have you seen my puddin? I've lost my puddin!" I held onto the asshole in a suit with a vice like grip.  My lipstick already smeared across my face. The rain pouring down on us, only made my mood much more menacing.

"Get of me lady! Are you on drugs or summin?"  He spat at me, his Brooklyn accent thick.

"Oi mister, you apart of the mafia?"  I looked up at him, fluttering my eyelashes, popping the gum that had lost its taste hours ago.

Asshole gripped my wrist and pushed me off him. "Look lady," he spat. "I ain't no part of any mafia. I don't know who you been talking to but you need to get the fuck out of my face."

"Nasty, nasty, nasty, just like batsy." I purred, pushing myself off the wall with the heel of my boot.

Asshole walked away down the alley quickly, the smoke from the gutter rising into the air giving the alley an eerie effect. "I'm talking to you!" I shouted.

"Ain't listening honey." He taunted at me over his shoulder.

I let out a girly giggle and skipped after him, picking up my bat that leaned against the wall. Swinging it behind my head, holding each end delicately with my fingers. "Good night, indeed." I whispered. Relishing in the thought of a good kill.

Cackling laughter echoed through the alley. HaHAhaHAha! Made the asshole in the suit stop to look thoroughly at his surroundings.

Slowly turning around to face me, he took in my appearance, the red smeared lipstick... Blue eyeshadow covering one eye and pink covering the other, one side of my hair dip dyed pink, the other blue, taking particular interest in the love heart tattoo on my right cheek.

"Fuck."

"Puddin!" Ripping off the trench coat I was wearing, revealing my red and gold short dress. I ran to my pudding, sweeping the assholes legs from under him with good night. As he was falling to the floor, I was already in Joker's arms.

My tongue wrapped around his, his hands covering my ass. Stopping in between kisses to sniff the nape of my neck.

"Sweets." He purred into my neck.

Joker put me down and touched my cheek with affection. I looked up at him adoringly. This man knew I would do anything for him and he for me, no matter how crazy we both were. We loved each other.

Joker looked at asshole now sitting up looking at us, a sinister smile appeared on his face. Rubbing his hands through his slicked back green hair he turned to face me and winked.

"What do you say Harls? Should we teach this cock sucker a lesson?" All I could do to reply was grin.

Asshole started scurrying along the ground like a rat. Mr J's boys grabbed asshole by the underarms and lifted him off the ground. Half dragging, half carrying him back to Joker. "I didn't do nothing J! I didn't do nothing!" He pleaded.

"Ya know. It makes it more fun when you beg." HaHAHaHAhaHA! He cackled.

"Puddin, he wasn't very nice to me. Whatcha gonna do to him?" I said flirtatiously, rubbing his arm.

Joker's men held asshole in front of Joker as he struggled to get out of their grip. Looking up at them into their gigantic animal masks.

"Take him to the car, I want to punish him .... Privately." Joker grinned as his men dragged asshole towards the limo that was waiting at the end of the alley.

We both turned around to watch him being dragged, Joker raised his hands into the air and started to cackle once more. HaHAHaHAHa! Flinging his head back into the rain. "This world will be ours sweets," he purred.

Looking down at me, he pulled me towards him by my waist. I chuckled before his lips were hot on mine once more. After a few moments he kissed my forehead and placed his arm over my shoulder, using his other hand to bring it to my face, smearing my eyeshadow across my cheeks with his thumb. "Perfect."

"Boss. You ready to go?" One of his guys called over to us, Joker looked over and nodded.

Joker and I skipped towards the green limo, goodnight dangling in my hand beside me. "Let's go show that cock sucker why he shouldn't mess with Mr J and his girl." He whispered.

When we reached the limo, I slipped inside, Joker right behind me. Asshole was on the verge of tears, begging us not to kill him. I leaned over to touch his cheek with the back of my hand. "Awh, don't worry. We won't hurt you much." I said, full of glee.

Joker began to cackle once more haHaHahAHa! I couldn't help but join in.