My Bestfriend is a Jerk

Chapter 1

He's kissed me before

But this was amazing

He broke the kiss and pecked me lightly on the lips

Narrowing his eyes at me puzzled, his lips twitching at each corner he asked “Now what gave you the impression I liked you?”

“Wha-“ I asked dazed,

“Look Rosie you’re my best friend, you’re like my sister, my twin even” I huffed frustrated at what he was saying, what he has been saying for the past 6 months

“I could never”

Here we go

“Ever”

That’s right

“Go out with…you”

 

That was it, the final blow; he wrinkled his nose again in disgust. He opened the door and went down the stairs laughing.

What to do, what to do?

I ran out of my room after him “Matt wait!”

“No can do!” he shouted from the bottom of the stairs “Meeting Britney at 2” he raised his eyebrows excitedly and waggled his tongue

He kissed me and now he’s going off to meet that blonde slut Britney!?

He can go round doing anything that has legs and I have to stay a nun till I'm 30!?

“Matt!” I skipped 5 steps and jumped on him knocking him to the floor

“What the fuck Rosie!?” he groaned

“Watch your language Matthew”, my dad called from the living room

“Sorry Mr. Reynolds”

“Ok son” he replied

“You’re going to see that diseased ridden thing and yet I'm never allowed to go out with anyone!?”

“Look Rosie I care about you, you know that”

And here he goes again

“And that’s why I kindly suggest you don’t go out with anyone till you’re 30”

The same bullshit

“Kindly suggest!?”

“You beat up my last boyfriend!”

“I thought he was a stranger making a pass at you!” he protested innocently

I was tired of this; I wasn’t going to force him to want me if he didn’t want me. I was happy being his best friend but this has got to stop and I was going to make sure of that

The doorbell rang suddenly

“He’s early” I beamed

“Huh, he!?” Matt asked

“Twins!” I yelled from downstairs and down came my two twin brothers, Ryan and Ramsey looking absolutely unbothered

Ryan held down Matt’s legs and Ramsey sat where I had previously been sitting; on Matt’s torso

I skipped to the door and opened it

“Hey Blake” I giggled, I’ve always liked Blake, he’s cute, funny

And not a crazy psychopath like Matt.

“Get off me!” Matt screamed “You traitors!” he screamed at my brothers

“Hey” Ryan started

“She paid us $50 dollars each” Ramsey finished

“Blake, this is Matt”

“Hey?” he said unsurely not sure what to make of the situation in front of him

“And Matt this is Blake”

“I know who he is! I'm going to murder you, if you leave this house with her!”  He wriggled aggressively under the twins, he managed to turn around so he was on his stomach but he wasn’t going anywhere

“Uhm yeah doesn’t look like you’re going anywhere” he retorted

His gaze turned murderous “Think you’re funny Blake!? Let me go guys I’ll show him funny”

“Rosie let’s just go” he grabbed my hand and gestured for the door

“Rosalie! This guy is a disgusting player”

“What!? Dude you are the biggest player in our school!”

“Goodbye Matt” before we could even turn he called out for Blake

“What?” Blake asked

“She’s only doing this because she wants me” he stated a smug look on his face

“What, I swear you two are like best friends?” he asked looking at me confused

“We are” I stated very clearly “He’s my brother, like a twin even” I smiled knowingly at Matt

“Just wait Rosalie, Just wait!!”

“You’re a douche Matt”

I closed the door on him as he continued to rant about Blake’s impending death

That is my Best friend. The world’s biggest Jerk