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"Hello. Thank you for calling Cupcake Sublime. How can I help you?"


"Yeah, I would like to order two dozen Red Velvet, half a dozen Blueberry and four dozen of your Vanilla. Oh, and can you throw in two of your surprise cupcakes."


"That's a lot of cupcakes, but yeah. You having a party or something?"


"No...I...my boyfriend dumped me."


"Then aren't you supposed to be eating buckets of ice cream instead of cupcakes or something?"


"Why does everyone think that? I don't like eating ice cream when i'm sad because it's a happy treat. You're only supposed to eat it when you're happy. Don't you think so?"


"Sure. Just please stop crying. I hate it when girls cry it make me feel useless. Look i'll even throw in todays special for free, OK?


"Thanks but you'll probably get in trouble or fired."


"Don't worry about it. Anyhow, where do i send this?"


"Ucalele lane two. Thanks."


"No problem. It'll be there in ten. Hope you feel better.


BEEP.BEEP.


HEY, ZACK?


WHAT?


I'VE FOUND MY SOUL MATE.

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