When they cheat! (IM SORRY!)

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The girls are all behind the curtain. You guys are the entertainment. When you walk out you see your boy/girlfriends kissing whores named Washi (It was in one of my friend's book), Wishi, Liliana, Lucy, Jane, Lillian, Miranda, Maria, and Candy. And you said......

Harley Quinn
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you." 

Katana- You her
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single

Enchantress
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it. 

Deadshot
Welcome to Dumpsville, population - you.

Joker- You him
Want to see a magic trick?
Sure.
Poof your single.

Killer Croc- You him
Your ex is so attractive
Which one?
ME....BYE. 

El Diablo
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass.

Rick- you him
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it"

Capt. Boomerang
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head 

Which is your favorite I personally like El Diablo's the best!

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