Percy Jackson Puns

This is so adorable

Percy: You know, Annabeth, sometimes I wonder if you're a daughter of Hermes

Annabeth: *angry* why would you think that? I haven't stolen anything.

Percy: *smirks* sure you have

Annabeth: *firing* NAME ONE THING THAT I'VE STOLEN

Percy: *walks up to Annabeth, and kisses her* ... my heart.