Tony Stark's Little Monsters

The Dynamic Duo

A/N : Due to popular demand, the Asgardian brothers are back! Chaos ensues......

Tony sat on the couch, bouncing Lila in his lap, all while keeping his phone from her grasp.

"No, no. I don't want your drool on my phone," Tony said, kissing her head.

"Pep, do I really have to go to this banquet?"

"Yes, Tony, you do. The entire staff of Stark Industries is expecting you there, and I am NOT talking your ass out of this one." Pepper snapped.

"Language!" Tony yelled, jokingly of course, he cursed in front of the babies all the time.

As if on cue, Thor and Loki walked in. (more like Thor walked in, Loki sauntered in)

"Ah, good you're here!" Pepper said, smiling.

"Yes, we have arrived to watch your offspring, aren't there three of them?" Loki asked, smirking.

"Yeah. The other two are asleep, but here, the most energetic one's awake!" Tony snapped back, putting Lila in Loki's arms before kissing her head.

"This one is not the energetic one, I remember her, quiet. A wonderful child. No trouble at all. It must be you, Stark." He always was one step ahead of everyone.

"Alright. Enough you two, come on Tony, let's get going." Pepper interrupted, walking out, as Tony gave Loki the stink eye.

Once Tony was gone, Loki said to Lila, who was staring intently at him, "Your father is a difficult man, I feel pity for you."

As if she understood, she let out a happy squeal, and reached up and patted his face.

This did not last long, for it was interrupted by the screaming from the baby monitor.

Passing the baby off to Thor, Loki headed up the staircase, to the nursery.

"You are fond of my brother, aren't you, Young Stark." Thor said, putting Lila down on the floor, and putting on the TV.

"Loki! Are you in need of any help?" Thor called from the bottom of the staircase.

"I am fine," Loki answered, putting a diaper on Emily.

"It is a wonder your cries did not wake your brother," Loki said to the baby, putting her clothes back on and positioning her on his hip.

"And what is this?" Loki asked, seeing an Iron Man doll on the dresser and then proceeding to knock it off and step on it with his shoe.

"He's more conceded than I thought," Loki said to himself, closing the nursery door and heading down the steps.

He sat Emily on the floor next to her sister and then leaned on the couch, watching them/playing iPhone games.

"Ah, dammit!" The trickster cursed, as his unicorn got exploded.

"Loki, mind your language." Thor said, giving his brother a stare.

"Thor, they are not yet walking, nor talking, so whatever I say is not going to affect them in the least. Calm your tits." Loki replied, putting his phone in his pocket and moving to the floor, he was growing quite bored.

Stark's children are far less busy than mine were, Loki thought.

As if to say, 'that's a bunch of crap,' Lila began to throw the toys surrounding her, one of the harder plastic ones hitting Emily, who began to scream.

Thor got up and snatched Lila up, and took the toy she currently had in hand, making her unhappy, and causing her to cry.

Loki took Emily and made sure no actual damage was done, and began bouncing her, in order to calm her.

Of course, in the loud chaos, the phone rings.

And of course, it was Pepper.

"Thor, just give it back to the child, a little less noise would be better, Lady Potts is calling." Loki said to Thor, over the screaming children.

Thor nodded, giving the doll back to Lila, who's screams subsided into happy gurgles.

"Hello, Miss Potts."

"Hello? Loki? Is everything alright?"

"Yes, Miss Potts, everything is fine, Emily is just upset." Loki answered calmly.

"Listen, something's come up, and we won't be home until Monday, is that alright? Because if not-" Pepper rambled.

"Miss Potts, it is fine, we can care for your children for a few days." Loki interrupted.

"Oh, thank you! I've got to go, bye!" And Pepper hung up.


A/N So we'll have a few more chapters featuring Thor and Loki! You guys better get excited because it took me awhile to write this, because it has been FOREVER since I've updated.