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Storytime part I, A fishy twist

Hi there.
I am Gerald.
People think I'm crazy, but I'm actually not.

A few days ago I was at the supermarket, doing some groceries, especially seafood.

I was looking around to see if there was some fresh fish left, when I noticed that someone was following me.

You see, I have a brother - and a unibrow, but wait - and he has a name. Beast. He was always jealous of my unibrow.

But okay, I travelled further into the horrible place that the hoomans call the supermarket. When I finally found my fish (after I shit my invisible pants twice - omygod those Oreos are scary!) I went home.

Later on when I wanted to eat something, all the fish was gone. I cried  for almost three days straight (almost starving in the process).

Who could it possibly be? Was it my jealous brother, Beast? Or my weird neighbour, Becky? My psycho cousin, Alejandro? My grandpa, who lives on the other side of the ocean? (Omygod he has so many fishies, I'm jealous!)

I was sniffling around when I found a hair - a long, familiar looking black hair. I decided to look at the Instafish account of my ex. She was indeed very happy with something.

I looked at her most recent photo with fish, and the caption said: "Got em!" I looked closer and saw my doormat.

At that moment I almost killed a bee. Sorry Bee. I hope you can live with one wing...

So I went to DragCity. The only place where dragons live. Or was that DragonCity? Meh. I went to the most ugly house in town and knew it was her house: it was ugly and it smelled horrible.

I threw a stone to the window but nothing happened so I threw a brick. I heard a scream and laughed evilly.

The thief was dead. Or at least unconscious.  I took the fish with me and sent her a picture of me and my beloved food.

"Get r3kt b*tch."
I sent it to Helga.

A/N: I hope you liked the first chapter of storytime with Gerald the Geraldine.
This story was created by me 😂 and JustAnotherWeirdGeek