Asano Gakushuu x Reader (BOW TO YOUR HIGHNESS)

2-Bent down and kiss my ass

"Asano-kun? May you bless me with your absence please? You've been stalking me for two minutes by now." You said as you looked at the carrot like haired teenager standing besides you. He has been watching you for two minutes by now.

"Are we having a blinking contest Assano-kun? " You pronounced his name clearly making the "s"longer just to play with his nerves."

"No, I was intrigued by your face.... " He said while looking intensely at you and moving his face closer.

" I am just shoked at how ugly you are Y/N-san. You were right why did I choose you again? " At his statement an irk mark- wrong three big irk marks were dancing on your head. If looks could kill Asano would have been dead by now...

"Oh, I guess that I can leave you alone then. Tell your beautiful future wife to take good care of your sorry ass and have a nice da-"

"No you're not leaving. "He said as his eyes became a violent violet ,prepare to be shot by the super x rays coming from his eyes.

"I'm not?Because I think I am ." OOOOR you're talking back.

You two were now having a deathly glares contest. The winner? Be happy if the two of you make it out alive... or at least you. You were looking at him again? Humanity? No... He... Must... Be it... Yes... He... Is...

"Asano-kun, you're either cosplaying as a Titan... Either you're a perverted alien... "

"I'm not a Titan! "

"So you admit that you're a perverted alien.How lewd of you Asano-kun. What are the girls seeing at you besides pretty face? "

"Brain. Talent. Athletics."

"Don't forget to add your big ego." You said looking at him with a face that said :bingo bitch I found your weakness.

"Stop it and let's go. " you were speechless. Where more exactly.

"Where??? If you don't mind. "

"To my house you dimwit. I'll present you to my father. "

He's doing.... Wut....

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You looked at his house's nameplate. It said Asano and there was all his family :Gakuho, Mizuki, Gakushuu. Wow he's father is married... Poor wife... Having to leave with those two in her house.... You started to imagine some horror scenarios like she would be some corpse standing in front on the TV while the two Asano Gs were imagining she's alive.... *inserting a hellish image*

"Wow. You have a mother. "You looked at him with a half-assed face.

"Yeah, so? "

"Your birth must have been an accident... Poor woman... "At those words Asano looked at you with a face like: be prepared for the worst hell of your life.

"You know what else might be an accident? "

"What? "You looked at him not giving a fuck even though you asked what.

"My hand slipping away and landing gracefully on your pretty face. " Ohoho, shits are getting down.

"Why you sassy piece of Asano material. "

"Wrong .I'm boyfriend material. "

"I'll cut your tongue out... "

Just as you said that the door to his huge ///fuck him/// house opened revealing a very beautiful lady. Must be his mom ...he doesn't have a thing in common with this woman though... This means that she's human unlike him and his father.

"Oh, Gaku who's this beautiful young lady? " She asked then you made the presentations.

Beautiful... She said beautiful.Your eyes were sparkling, but then you mentally facepalmed yourself thinking that she's just doing it out of modesty and morals.... Like rising her son and not running away from her husband. Oh... Wait... It hit you... GAKU!?!? Your face was priceless, but Asano gave you a glance that said : one sound and your death will be painful, but clean and fast.Back again to the cleany thingy.

"She is actually my girlfriend ,mother. I just wanted to let my beloved parents know about her .And please call me Gakushuu when we are around other people . "

You practically choked on air at hearing the word "beloved", you were thinking about his relationship with the principal now, but you still went along with the plan, going inside the house after Asano and his mother.

"Really? Oh she's so pretty and you shouldn't be ashamed of your name Gaku, she's your girl after all,  she needs to know lots of things about you." You wanted to know more about him, the more things you knew the merrier we're the chances of blackmailing him and making the E class equal without being his shitty "girlfriend".

While you were looking at them you could see how his mother was suffocating him with hugs and pinching his cheeks while saying that he grew up so much. Asano looked so pissed in your eyes... But to his mother maybe it seemed like a fulffy teddy bear.

"Don't take it too far, ok? My husband and I don't expect to become grandparents so fast~"You blushed but yet you kept your cool. It was your first time being someone's girlfriend.... And your first boyfriend had also to be a pretty fake bastard.

"Wow. 0-1000 it really escalated quickly." Next you felt Asano's hand gently (grasping it to death ) brushing against yours.

"She's really funny isn't she, mother? Ahahahaha. We'll go to  my bedroom to work on science. "

"Ok dear ,just don't disturb the neighborhood. "His mom said and winked at the two of you leaving you alone. Ok, this was just going too far. He grabbed your wrist again and started dashing through the house with you who was hitting the walls at every corner he was turning. He was doing it on purpose... But he stopped as soon as you two got to his bedroom.

"Hey you stopped, what a miracle! And I thought you wanted a pretty girlfriend!? Do you want to demolish my face? And it's not Christmas yet to be dashing like that!!! "

"I just thought that if I do this your face will look better. "

"Sorry not sorry that not everyone has a pretty face like you!!!"

His room was quite neat and spacious (what can you expect from a big house?) ,there were shelves with books on one of the walls. SO MANY books that it hurt your eyes. And there it was a wall full of trophies. Yup, he really had a big ego.

"Don't look at them like that. I'm not the one who hanged them there, my father did it. " He said patting a seat onto his bed. Wow he was so nice.... Is he alright?

"Can I really? "

"Yes, please. "

"Wuhu, fluffy bed after a school day! "You said as you were ready to jump onto his bed when he stopped you into the mid air hitting your head lightly.

"I meant that I want a pillow for my butt idiot Y/N-san, not for you to take a seat next to me. Now fetch and go for it. "He said in a dark cold tone .You should have known...

"Not until you bent down and kiss my ass moron! "

"Fine... "

"Fine... Wait FINE?!?! "

You saw his head getting closer to your ass and you blushed but didn't stop him, you knew that he'll pull off something stupid at any second. And there it was! As his head got closer he sneaked his hands into your pocket and stole your phone.

"GAKUSHUU!! GIVE IT BACK!!! You said trying to also take a hint at his nerves. You knew he hated to be called by his first name by the people who were not given his approval. It didn't work though, he just started to make it even harder for you to get to the phone by moving it from a hand to another, grinning like an idiot........wheeen .....it happened! you lost your balance and tackled him down to the bed. Your faces were indescribable... One thing was understandable : you knew you fucked up when his brain will process it.