SuFin! Sniper?!

The fuck...

OKAY SO I NEED A FIC WHERE SWEET SWEET INNOCENT FINLAND GETS PISSED AND CALMLY PULLS OUT A FUCKING M/28-30 SNIPER RIFLE AND TAKES SOME BITCHES OUT I HAVE A MIGHTY MIGHTY NEED

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Sweden is sitting atop Finland's rooftop watching the sunset with his wife, as it was their 7th year anniversary. He looked over at the smaller, watching his sweet face curved into the smile that Sweden secretly adores. His lips curved into a soft smile of their own.

They both also noticed there was some yelling that had begun below them. Curious, they both crawled to the edge of the roof and peered over. There, they saw France yelling at what looked like a... Mob? No... Sweden looked closer. It was a fucking anti-gay rally! The tallers eyebrows curved down and the rest of his face turned to an angry expression. He looked over at Finland. SHIT DID HE LOOK PISSED. Sweden had only seen Finland this angry very few times ever.

France continued yelling at the mob of people holding signs with hate slogans written of them.

"Sucer mes paysans dick!" "HONHONHON Ne pas baiser avec moi! Sucer mes perdants cul! OHONHONHONHON"

Sweden heard the Fin shift beside him. "W-Wait what?" he stuttered out as he watched the smaller one pull something out of the big ass hole/compartment in the roof. "When the fuck did that get there..." He watched as the pulls out a fucking M/28-30 sniper rifle and starts setting it up. "Finland, wha-? Please don't tell m-" He was at a loss for words.

All he could do was sit there and watch as his sweet 'wife' got on his stomach, peered into his scope and began aiming the gun. He watched as he took the protesters out one by one until they were all lying at the feet of a celebrating France who was also beginning to drag one of the bodies away.

Finland started to put the rifle away and smiled sweetly at his lover like that just didn't fucking happen.

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"Is it weird that i'm kind of turned on right now..."

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So that was short and shitty but I had to satisfy my need okay okay

BTW: Finland has the best snipers in the world and also, the rifle mentioned above is a sniper rifle that would most likely have been around during this time.