The Light Ninja 3

the war

Me: no it's not supposed to be this way
Zane: it seems that the public found out about the plague and are attacking
Cole: I think that the public is winning
Lloyd: wow cool a war
Me: it's not cool many innocent people who aren't even attacking are dying we need to stop Ninjago's government from doing what they are doing
Lloyd: oh ok
Jay: let's stop them
Kai: (takes selfie)
Me: (breaks phone)
Kai: noooooo my babbbbby
Lloyd: (facepalms)
Jay: let's go
Cole: yeah let's go
(they all leave)
Lloyd: (attacks a cop)
Me: really Lloyd
Cole: wait Lloyd we attack later
Lloyd: oh
Me: (knocks out cop)
Sister: we will get shot if we get close to them how will we win
Me: we don't kill them
Brother: so we...... Hug them?
Me: (slaps brother)
Brother: owww
Sister and Jay: (laugh)
Me: do you two want to be next
Both: ........no...............
Me: good
Cole: so what's the plan
Me: ok so do kill but only if we need to
Jay: ok
Lloyd: ok (knocks out the waking up guard)
Me: (facepalms)
(they all go to sleep for the night what will happen)
All: zzzzz
Cop: shhh sargent
Sargent: shouldn't I be shushing you
Cop: yes but that doesn't matter right now
Cop: look people wait its the ninja
Sargent: let's kill them they stole my pudding once
Cop: hahaha
Sargent: what
Cop: it's a fake ninja
Both: laugh quietly
Cop: let's take one to ask questions but who
Sargent: let's take the ninja wanna-be
Cop: ok
(they take Eli to Washington DC in the Wight house)
Me: (tied up) let me go NOW!!!
President: now now little boy 1 your a fake ninja I don't even know why they let you stay with them
Me: who
President: the ninjas you nitwit
Me: I am a real ninja I can prove it
President: I'm not stupid enough to let you free
Me: but you are stupid enough to drop the keys at my feet (unlocks lock on rope)
President: I have guards here
Me: I don't want to kill you give up
President: I'm not that stupid if your a real ninja prove it
Me: (throws golden retriever at guard killing him)
Me: give up
President: you have a lot of nerve kid but I have a big army coming
Me: call them off or you will look like the dead guard
President: oh I'm so scared
Me: throws retriever at president killing him
guards: (shoot Eli)
Me: ......................
Guard 1: I think he's dead
All guards: me to let's go get pizza
(all the guards leave)
Me: uhh
Me: how am I still alive
???: I helped you
Me: you again
???: yeah it's me
Me: well thanks (leaves to the ninjas)
(Eli returns and they are all still asleep)
Me: (goes to sleep)
(morning)
Me: uhh what's for breakfast
Lloyd: eggs
Me: I'm allergic to eggs
Lloyd: well then nothing for you
Me: (mad face)