If Dan and Phil adopted a baby:
Baby: R-R-R
Phil: What are you trying to say darling? Rain? Ring?
Baby: Rise and shine mother fucker it's a brand new day! Are you just gonna stay in bed like a wuss?! Or are you gonna get up and grab life by the tit-balls? Are you a wuss? Are you a WUSS? IS YOU A WUSS?!
Phil: DANIEL I SWEAR TO GOD!
