J- "Is your muffin buttered?"
C- "What?"
J- "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"
C- "My what?"
R- "Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?"
J- "I'm just being friendly."
G- "You were supposed to call me last night."
R- "Jason. You do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?"
C- "No thank you."
R- "Good, so it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye Jason."
~~~
R- "Homeschooled. That's really interesting."
C- "Thanks."
R- "But you're like, really pretty."
C- "Thank you."
R- "So you agree."
C- "What?"
R- "You think you're really pretty."
~~~
G- "It's so fetch."
R- "What is fetch?"
G- "Oh it's like a slang... From England."
K- "So, if you're from Africa... why are you white?"
G- "Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
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G- "We want to invite you to have lunch with us... every day for the rest of the week."
C- "Oh, it's ok..."
R- "Coolness. So we'll see you tomorrow."
K- "On Wednesdays we wear pink."
