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~ emily, jillian, annie, zoë, luke, michael, aaron and nick joined the conversation ~

emily: JILLIAN WE NEED TO ADD PEOPLE

jillian: like who?

emily: LIKE ONE DIRECTION

jillian: why?

emily: BECAUSE NIALL HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND I MUST CHANGE THAT

jillian: you and i both know that won't work.

emily: YOU AND I WE DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM, WE CAN MAKE IT TILL THE END

jillian: oh my god i hate you

michael: guys shut the f*ck up i'm eating my pizza.

~ emily added niall horan to the chat ~

niall: not this again

emily: you need to love me!

niall: jillian, I thought we made it clear that emily needs to not add me to group chats anymore

jillian: i tried

zoë: oh jesus christ i perioded through my comforter

~ jillian added louis tomlinson to the chat ~

louis: HEY FRIES

niall: ?

louis: goddamnit i meant guys

jillian: i'm a girl you dipshit

niall: someone's salty

~ louis added harry styles to the chat ~

niall: ofc you need your husband in this

harry: shut the hell up niall

emily: don't tell my husband what to do!

louis: YOU'RE MARRIED NIALL?!

~ louis added liam payne to the chat ~

louis: LIAM! NIALL IS MARRIED TO EMILY!

emily: yesyesyes it's happening, it's happening

jillian: no they aren't

emily: bitch

niall: thank you jillian

emily: just wait. one day you will want to marry me but i'll already be having luke and michael's babies

michael: wAIT WHAT?

luke: alright

niall: uhh

liam: who's having sex with who now?

louis: jillian's having my babies

jillian: no thanks i don't enjoy the taste of dicks

harry: LOUIS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WE'RE THROUGH!

louis: NO MY LOVE I WAS JOKING!

~ harry left the conversation ~

louis: NOOOO

~ louis left the conversation ~

emily: haha i love you fries

emily: damnit.

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a/n: i'm trying this gc thing. hopefully people will like it :) btw @-sivaned is in this cause she's my best frand <3

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