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Harry updated his status: You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

Ginny: You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly

Hermione: You can be the captain and i can be your first mate

Ron: You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

Voldemort: This is a pointless status, and is completely stupid in all ways

Ginny: I would slap you right now but that would be animal abuse

Voldemort: Says you

Harry: Did it hurt, when you fell into the toilet you piece of sh*t

Voldemort: No need to be mean about it

Ron: No need to be so nosey

Voldemort: The jerk store just called,
They're running out of you

Hermione: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...
Like a coma

Ginny: Don't be sad, don't be blue Frankenstein was ugly too

Voldemort: Brains aren't everything, in your case they're nothing

Harry: I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did

Ron: Someday you will find yourself and wish you didn't

Voldemort: TOO FAR

*Voldemort has logged off*

Hermione: YAY

Ginny: Harry ill meet you in the common room in 5 mins

Harry: Okay

*Ginny and Harry have logged off*

Ron: So just me and you Hermione

*Hermione has logged off*

Ron: Okay it's just me, all alone

*Ron has logged off*

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Hello it's me again, I know your probably getting sick of me putting these little notes at the bottom but I just thought I would like to annoy you jk I wouldn't do that. Please vote, comment and do what ever you do

Emma xx

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