It was a quiet early morning and the creepypastas are greeting each other with happy, friendly hellos...
Ben: HURRY THE FUCK UP JEFF! OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO USE THE SHOWER TOO!!!
Jeff: *singing horribly in the shower*
EJ: Face it, Ben. He's not coming out anytime soon. Just wait-.
Ben: FUCK THAT! *barges into the bathroom and fights Jeff for the shower* COME OUT HERE YOU WHITE ASS BITCH!!!
Hoodie: *quickly walks by randomly and says* Yaoi..
EJ: O_O
Ben: *finally throws Jeff out of the bathroom* THERE! NOW I GET THE SHOWER!!!
Jeff: Bro I was getting my Miley on! *starts singing* ~I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBAAAALLL!!!!~
Ben: -_- *slams door and starts up shower again*
EJ: Anyways....how did Ben put your clothes on?
Jeff: *looks down at the perfectly put on black pants, black shirt and white hoodie* o_o I don't even remember that happening
EJ: *le gasp* D:
Jeff: Well whateva. He saved me a lot of time by putting my clothes on for me- *gets tackled down all of a sudden*
EJ: HOLY SHIZZ!!!
Jeff: Oh cheese man! What the hell?!
???: I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST! TIME TO DIE!!!!
Jeff: Awa??? o_o
EJ: *claps hands together and raises them up* I'm out.
Jeff: NOOOO don't leave me with....with....I'm sorry who the hell are you?
???: YOUR DEATH!
Jeff: yeah yeah I know that but like you got a name or some shit?
???: DON'T YOU KNOW?! I challenged you like two days ago, remember?
Jeff: *flashback to when he picked up a random doll that could talk but lost total interest in like five seconds and made it into Smile Dog's chew toy* nope!
???: I'M CHUCKY DUMBASS!!!
Jeff: .___.
Chucky: crazy killer doll that has a spirit of a serial killer inside???
Jeff: .________.
Chucky: From the movie Child's Play?
Jeff: ._________________.
Chucky: *sighs* that creepy baby man?
Jeff: OH YEAH!
Chucky: *facepalm*
Jeff: *stands up and strikes a challenge pose* well if it's a battle you want then it's a battle you shall get!!!
Chucky: PREPARE TO DIE! *laughs manically*
Jeff: wait hold up. I gotta update my Facebook status.
Chucky: ok??
Jeff: *updating status* OH NO WAY!!! SHANIQUA GOT A NEW WEAVE!!! THAT GURL BE ON A ROLL!
Chucky: wtf...
Jeff: okay done!!! :D
Chucky: *phone beeps and checks it*
Jeff: OMZ YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME?!?
Chucky: YESH I AM!
Jeff: ERMEGERD!! *wafts hands in face like a girl*
Chucky: IKR!!!
Jeff: DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO I POSTED OF SLENDY TWERKING?!??
Chucky: HELLS YEAH! BRO THAT WAS THE BEST SHIT EVAR!!!
Jeff: TROLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Chucky: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL- okay now time to die
Jeff: kay! :D
Chucky: *pulls out his knife and charges Jeff*
Jeff: *stares at Chucky as he runs toward him* ._.
Chucky: FALCON PUUNNNCCCH!!!!!
Jeff: *kicks him away and stands there waiting.*
Chucky: *gets up and says* okay I wasn't ready that time. Hold on! *runs at Jeff again and tries stabbing him but Jeff just kicks him back again* okay okay now that wasn't me. But I'll get you!!!
Jeff: *pulls out a glass of lemonade with a silly straw and sliced lemon on the rim of the cup and sips*
Chucky: *charges at him but gets kicked again* Third times a charm!!!
*spongebob guy* ~ 2 hours later ~
Jeff: *sitting on a lawn chair with his fifteenth glass of lemonade, with sunglasses on*
Chucky: *panting heavily* okay........okay......this time I'll get you
Jeff: Cool story bro *sips lemonade*
Chucky: *charges yet again*
Jeff: *kicks him away again*
Chucky: STOP DOING THAT!!!! I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! JUST LET ME STAB YOU AT LEAST ONCE!!!
Jeff: LOLOLOLOLZ NOPE! :D.
Chucky: GOD DAMMIT!! I JUST...I JUST...! *starts to cry* I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! *goes in the corner and gets clouded with a dark, depressing aura*
Jeff: *takes off sunglasses and throws glass of lemonade aside* come on buddy. Don't cry.
Chucky: *still weeping*
Jeff: *walks up to him and picks him up like a baby* it's okay little guy. ~Hush little baby don't you cry. Jeffie's gonna make some dumb bitch die~
After about ten minutes of lullabies Chucky had fallen asleep in Jeff's arms.
Jeff: AWWWWE :3
Masky: What are you doing?
Jeff: I made myself a good father *tear tear*
Masky: uuuuuuhhh okay? You do realize he was going to kill you, right?
Jeff: yeah....hey what's for dinner?
Masky: Mac N' Cheese
Jeff: *silence* ah...I see....* walks over to an open window and lets breeze hit his face* you're so adorable *kisses Chucky's forehead and smiles*
Chucky: *little snore*
Jeff: awwweeeee.......................now.... GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!! *throws Chucky out the open window*
Masky: O_O
Jeff: *imitates Pewdiepie* BITCH!!!!
Masky: uuuumm Jeff?
Jeff: yeah :3
Masky: you coming for dinner?
Jeff: YUP!!! •u•
Masky: *starts walking with Jeff to the dining room with an awkward silence* okay are we going to pretend like you didn't just throw a midget out a window?
Jeff: Yeah pretty much
Masky: but-
Jeff: *random sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT *epic explosion in the background*
Masky: O_O
Jeff: Nailed it
Winner- Jeff
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Okay that was my first skit for this story and I hope you liked it ^u^ xD alright I'll see you guys next time. Stay creepy my friends!
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Jeff the Killer Vs. The World
HumorJeff the Killer vs. every movie monster and serial killer in the world of fiction. Come along with Jeff and see how his battles end! Cheer along or just face-palm yourself in disappointment because in this story you never know what surprises Jeffery...
