Old White Guy: *freaks out a bit* no! *walks off leaving*
My Dad: he was checking you out I didn't like the way he was looking at you I was ready to beat his ass up *chuckles*
Me: *giggles*
*shivers* sometimes old man freak me out
6: When you think you saw your friend or a person you know because they look fucking like THEM! Then when you go up to them and say there name... It's not that person.... Bruh....
Okay when I was fucking younger I was at six flag water park yeah? So I thought I was my older cousin (me was in the lazy river) when I swim to the guy I said "Joel it's me!" Then he gave me a weird look and it wasn't him UUUGHHHH THE CRINGE MAN THE CRINGE IS TO POWERFUL I'm a dumbass we all know that ._.
5: I sort of don't want to do this.. But when you're watching a movie or tv show with your parents.... AND A SEX SCENE FUCKING SHOWS!!!
Like wtf!!! Like I might get fucking turned on!.... Shush >3> seriously like this... This happens
•Me mom and I are watching tv together in living room•
Me: *watching tv and on phone*
•moans start coming out of the tv•
Me: *looks and blushes extremely hard and looks at my mom*
Mom: *not GETTING THE FUCKING REMOTE TO FUCKING CHANGE IT! and keeps watching*
Me: *gets up and runs out*
IF I WATCH SOMETHING WITH MY MOM AND A SEX SCENE HAPPENS MY MOM WON'T EVEN TELL ME TO LEAVE OR CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL
But with my dad he tells me to leave
-.- wtf mom I know sex already and knows what happens and stuff *blushes* I mean.... >\\\\\<
Like the great youtuber GradeAUnderA says there needs to be a parent rate! Like Rated R or Rated PG13 movies yeah that shit, Parent or Rated Parent is something that should say "DON'T WATCH THIS WITH YOUR PARENTS" and yeah ._.
4: Trying to explain something to someone but keep fucking up *rage flips the table*
I'm a fuck up okay? So I fuck up A LOT heheh get it? Me fuck up and I fuck up things a lot heheh Nu? Okay ._.
3: When you have to fart.. So you try to let it out quietly... But YOU'RE ASSHOLE SQUEAKS LIKE WTF!!!
I may have done that by accident xD
2: *facepalming* I hate to say this one but caught someone masturbating either a friend, family member or bf/gf
That happen to me a few times I caught someone doing it... I'm not saying anything tho it's fucking awkward xD
1: When you're in your room or bathroom or in the car and singing a song you know so well like you know all of the lyrics... And someone caught you and is laughing at you....
Like this happen to me SO MANY TIMES like bitch back off I'm trying to enjoy my songs (-,-)/
It's hella annoying like seriously fuck off bitch! And thanks for making me blush in embarrassment -3-
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