This Is A Funny Book

1.

I have done two stories on this app. The first one is pretty successful fanfiction
(and I wrote it when I apparently didn't know how to write so called understandable English) the second one is simply really fucking stupid.
Now you probably wonder why doesn't this silly girl just delete these stories. I wouldn't have any evidence of my former life or anything to compare with, would I?

Two seconds ago I saw I had this chat laying around so I opened it. There was message from 2014. Can you believe people still use this app? Anyways the message said (on my fanfiction) "Hey I really hope that there is coming more chapters soon" Well I guess I failed that one. And it got me thinking (which is rare) that people actually really read my book. That I wasn't writing for nothing. And I'm extremely thankful and weird about it. I'm afraid that I'm not going to continue the fanfiction. Because 1. It's very old 2. I can't figure out how to continue it anyways 3. That's it

So what is this book about? I don't really know.
(Damn this is going to be also a very fucking stupid book, isn't it?) I named this book as "This is a funny book" because I'm sick and tired of drama, death, love, stabbing others in the back, relationships, boyfriends and girlfriends, crime, horror, SEX and many other things. But comedy? Never. Comedy never makes me feel sad or disappointed. Comedy can be really anything. It can be gentle or extremely rude. It can be annoying or hilarious. It really depends on the timing and subject. (And the writer)
Example don't make jokes about dead people in the funeral.
And on the bright side you can laugh on your own in your little coner without being judged. Cause you can just say "I was reading a really funny book" and then they ask "what book?"
"This is a funny book" and abracadabra you get them confused.

They say people who are funny have a dark past. Well that is correct. But not with me. I come from great family. With great past. With really dark humor. My family inspires me...well not every day but most of my days. Once (and just once) I was chatting with this robot on Internet. And I asked him/her (don't really know) "can you tell me a story?" And he/she answered: "once a upon a time there was your mom and dad and... well, you their biggest problem" I still believe this robot. Because I'm not this kind of person you can just deal with. I'm a piece of work. And honestly anyone who is willing to love me (or even like me) trough my flaws and all I appreciate you and think "why on earth"
(this robot also told me I should go fuck myself and sell myself to the strangers so...we had a pleasant talk.
Excuse my language.)

Back to the name! People told me "The name is very important, you can't change it" But on this app I actually can change it. But I probably don't have the energy to do it.
The first name choice was " How to fuck up your life 10 tips" then I realized it's going to be really short book. So the second choice was "very long and funny book" then I was scared that people don't want to read anything long and honestly boring book. So then I thought "Funny book" but I wanted it to be longer so the final name is "This is a funny book"
(and that's the kind of genius we are talking about)

Again I don't know what really this book is about. But I have this great idea. What if you guys (if you are still there, if you haven't thrown your cellphone out of the window which by the way makes you automatically a winner) would suggest me some subjects I could write about? Or some questions that you had always wondered but never really dared to ask anyone. Even tho it would be about drama, death, love, stabbing others in the back, relationships, boyfriends and girlfriends, crime, horror, SEX and many other things , write me, chat me, ask me, anything! I will get back to this soon as possible. See ya!