Guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: No it stung like a b when I crawled out of hell.
Guy: Do your feet hurt? cause you've running in my head all day?
Me: Yes chasing people in their nightmares is so hard.
Guy: I think those jeans would look nice in my bedroom floor.. ;)
Me: great, you can get the same pair at wall mart for 10$
