Delirious Army

Chapter 1

Alright guys so this is most likely gonna be a short story and it might be taken down later on but the topic of it is to simply explain what to do if you're sensitive to someone calling you weird or crazy or something like that. Stage 1: If you can't take it then just do your best to ignore it and sound positive just say "ok" or if you're like me then "thank you"
Stage 2: If you try that and the person thats saying it to you keeps doing it and you keep doing Stage 1 over and over and it doesn't work then what you wanna do is simply push them back not hard enough to knock them over but enough for them to back up and if you're feeling ballsy just say quietly "I wouldn't fuck around with someone who's Delirious bitch" and just laugh quietly and that would usually creep someone out but they might push back
Stage 3: If that STILL doesnt work just walk away (i know if you really like violence then this is boring) but if you're smaller and know you won't win a fight let it go...unless he swings first in which case kick their ass
Stage 4: Now we get to the fun part if someone is just focused on fucking your day up then take action and i don't mean get a parent or teacher or some shit because unless you have a brave dad or mom they won't do shit so what i mean is take the first punch but only if its out of school if its in school find someone willing to do it for the right price for you if it's out of school then go all out but make sure you strike hard and fast and in the right spot to make them go down and stay down.
Stage 5: Ok you soon to be badasses if you're a stage 5 then that means you can't just do anything you're bullied constantly and everyone gets to you in which case heh...watch the video in the picture and remember we aren't weird...we're delirious motherfuckers

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Hey guys its Kevin here and i just wanted to say really quickly that this is me you might find another way to get people off of your back but this is me. The reason i say it might get taken down is because i forgot my account information and me and my big sister were writing a book and she was kind enough to let me write a book of my own and I'm not sure if she'll like it or not but anyway i suggest watching the video because it's really encouraging to me atleast and whenever im down or just feel like i need something to keep me going I go straight to that video. But anyway guys that's all I have to say and I hope you guys have a great day. BAI