One day brendon was bored, so he phoned his best friend ryan, whom he knew was good at THE SEX.
When he arrived at ryans house they imediatly started making out. Brendon got rly thirsty. He started unbottoning ryans pants and ripped his underwear off.
Soon enough they were in a hot mess of sweat and desire.
Ryan came, however, he didnt come white substance, he came......cheese wiz. But not like normal, he came spray cheese.
He got cheese all over the wall, his goo-y processed cheese was all over everything.
Brendons face went bright red and he had a look that read 'what the fuck?!' and said "u dont have cum?"And in a soft, almost sorry voice, ryan said "no, but i got cheese whiz"
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cheese Whiz
FanfictionJust a gouda old cliche love story about the SEX (Sorry for the cheesy puns they're just so grate plus I'm kinda feta-up with the idea of them.)