Zodiac Signs. Book 1

The signs on a plane

Aries: Eating the little package peanuts and drinking gallons of soda

Taurus: Dead asleep laying on and annoying the person next to you

Gemini: The parent ignoring their screaming child (yes we get it, its a baby, babies cry, but maybe, maybe, you shouldn't bring it on the airplane then)

Cancer: The poor sap sitting next to Taurus

Leo: Dead tired but can't fall asleep and checks watch every other minute

Virgo: I guess they didn't want to buy food from the plane bc they brought a whole 3 course meal in their carry-on bag

Libra: Salty bc the plane has wifi but you have to pay for it

Scorpio: The co-pilot, making bad puns every 10 minutes

Sagittarius: The drunk thats had every liquor on the menu

Capricorn: Hungry af but is also poor af

Aquarius: The dead inside flight attendant dealing with every single idiot ever

Pisces: The loud talking asshat that wont get off the phone