Texting Joel Pimentel

Chapter 1

New message received

Stranger - Hey what is the best color black or purple?

Me - Who is this? BUT PURPLE ALL THE WAY

Stranger - Really purple why it's such an ugly color

Me - You're an ugly color

Stranger - That doesn't even make sense

Me - No you don't make sense. Who hates on purple that's just crazy?!!

Stranger - I hate on purple!

Me - HATERS GONNA HATE

Stranger - Your so childish

Me - You're*

Stranger - It was a mistake, chill

Me - You're a mistake

Stranger - Oh that hurts a lot grammar freak

Me - I'm not a grammar freak!!!

Stranger - Yes you are

Me - Your just mad because I corrected you once ONCE!

Stranger - You're*

Me - Who's the grammar freak now

Stranger - Hey!! You tricked me!

Me - Hehehe

Stranger - It's not even funny

Me - Whatever floats your boat

Stranger - What's your name?

Me - I don't tell my name to random people

Stranger - We've been texting for like ten minutes I thought I had gained your trust *puts hand over heart*

Me - Well you hate purple so therefore, I don't like you

Stranger - Because you love me

Me - I don't even know you

Stranger - I don't know you yet I'm falling for you

Me - That's not possible

Stranger - Everything is possible

Me - "ok" smart one

Stranger - Are you a girl or boy?

Me - Neither I'm a unicorn

Stranger - I'm just gonna say girl since you text like one

Me - Hater

Stranger - You're just jealous of my skills.

Me - And those are?

Stranger - Why don't you come over and I'll show you ;)

Me - Perv

Stranger - I was talking about my Fifa skills! You dirty person

Me - I'm not dirty at all

Stranger - Well I have to go work bye ttyl

Me - Please tell me you're not an old man

Stranger - I'm not even eighteen yet

Me - Oh please tell me you aren't some hormonal 14 year old

Stranger - What 14 year old have you been talking to? And I'm 17 about to be 18 in some months wby?

Me - That's enough of me for today have fun working

Stranger - It was all about me -.-

Me - BYE GOTTA GO TO CLASS

Stranger - You're still in school?

Me - Yeah I get out in about an hour. Why arent you at school?

Stranger - I didnt feel like going. ok now I do have to go bye

Me - wow ok bye take care xx

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I was like 15 when I wrote this why didn't anyone stop be me😂
Edited 1/1/2018

17/12/19 I have come from the future to tell y'all to stop reading this I cannot stress this enough 🤣I bullshited throughout this whole thing it's awful