Howdy! If you're reading this I must have gotten bored cuz boredom is da worst and decided why not make a story intended for complete and udder randomness so turn back now if you didn't ever want to see random things happening and complete chaos.
Toast:Sir help the radio is acting up again D: Radio: Ehzduh ri wkh frro udqfk grulwr zlwk d wrs kdw Ghost: I'm coming Johnny *Walks into room with coffee* Morning Toast *yawns* Toast:Sir the radio is speaking nonsense and I can't call anyone to fix it because phone service in down :T Radio: Brxu 'ervv' lv qrw zkdw kh vhhpv, kh kdv d ghdgob vhfuhw Ghost: 0_0 Let me get the ghost hunting equipment...or a hammer. *walks out of the room* Toast:Sir are you sure a hammer would be necessary!? Ghost: *walks back into the room holding equipment* Of course Johnny anything could happen for all we know the radio is a bomb. Toast:good point sir Ghost: *scanning the radio with a pve meter* alright Johnny it seems that a higher level entity has sent a level 3 paranormal entity to sent a message to us but there's a language barrier preventing it from speaking our language. Radio: Juhjrub zkhuh kdyh brx ehhq? Brx'yh dedqgrqhg dq rog fdugerdug iulhqg ri brxuv. Toast:Should we destroy it sir? It doesn't seem like it intends to leave. Ghost:We probably should destroy it *Pulls out combat knife* Oh yeah I couldn't find a hammer around sp I'm using this weird knife that isn't mine it has the name jimmy on it.
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Radio: Mlppb Fdvnhw lv wkh ehlqj brx zloo ihdu dqg glh wr dqg zkhq wkdw kdsshqv L'oo eh zdwfklqj. Ghost:Ok I've had enough of this *starts stabbing the radio with the knife* St-stab stab stab...STAB STAB STAB! Toast: 0_0 ok...nope nope nope *walks out of room with hands into the air* nope Ghost/Jimmy?:Do you wanna know my secret!? *psychopathic grins grows on face* Toast: *from room* NO I don't want to know your secret sir!
A/N So....this is da start of randomness I guess also you can decode what the radio is saying by using the Caesar cipher (three letters back on each letter I think) So bai for now! :D
