Why does a cow moo?
Because it's horns didn't work
Knock knock
Who's there
Too whit
Too whit who
Is there an owl in the house
What monster dances the best?
The bogey man
What do you call a very popular perfume?
A best seller
Girl:is that perfume I smell?
Boy:it is and yes you do
Girl:I'm all red and blistered for sitting in the sun
Bro:we'll I guess you basked for it
Girl:did you see me at the beauty contest
Bro:on and off
Girl:how did you like me
Bro:off
What kind of balloons do music play?
Pop!
Where can you play an elastic band?
In a rubber Why does a cow moo?
Because it's horns didn't work
Knock knock
Who's there
Too whit
Too whit who
Is there an owl in the house
What monster dances the best?
The bogey man
What do you call a very popular perfume?
A best seller
Girl:is that perfume I smell?
Boy:it is and yes you do
Girl:I'm all red and blistered for sitting in the sun
Bro:we'll I guess you basked for it
Girl:did you see me at the beauty contest
Bro:on and off
Girl:how did you like me
Bro:off
What kind of balloons do music play?
Pop!
Where can you play an elastic band?
In a rubber band
Q:What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An imasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q:Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q:What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
Q:Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed.
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.
Q:Where do bees go to the bathroom? A: At the BP station!
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? A: A taxi driver.
Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?" A: "With a bee bee gun."
How do you make holy water? A: Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: It barked with de-light!
Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A: A stamp.
Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a virus!
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers! :
What did the leopard say after eating his owner? A: Man, that hit the "spot."
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor? A: Because it was not peeling well
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? A: Sunday, of course!
Q: What bow can't be tied? A: A rainbow! Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A: Spring time.
Q: Where did the computer go to dance? A: To a disc-o
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A: A Clausterphobic
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? A: Because his friend said dinner is on
Dear math please grow up please because I'm tired of solving your problems
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
.You already know something you don't even know that you know
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