Age is just a Number: DrPhilCosgrove fanfic

Where it begins

12 year old Miranda Cosgrove was on the set of Drake and Josh when there she go really frustrated because they didn't want to pay her more for a specific scene on the show. She leaves the set and decides to go to the strip club to clear her mind. She arrives there and the guards immediately let her in because... You know she's Miranda Cosgrove obviously. When there she goes straight into the backroom where they give you lap dances. She sits down on a red cushioned chair. While she waits for her dancer she pulls out her money. She sees her dancer walk out. He had a grey mustache and no hair except for the sides of his head. He was wearing a black thong and his ass cheeks hanging. Cosgrove immediately gets horny. He starts doing his thing to little Miranda. Miranda was never a believer of "love at first sight" but at this moment she did believe it because it has just happened to her. He started putting his hanging ass in front of her face and shaking it. Miranda leans in and kisses it. Dr. Phil blushes and turns to her and says "wow." She just winks at him. After he finishes giving her the lap dance. He gives her a piece of paper with a number on it. He tells her to give him a call and just walks away.