Episode 1
John: you don't a girlfriend then?
Sherlock: girlfriend? No not really my area.
John: Alright.... Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way.
Sherlock: I know its fine.
John: So you've got a boyfriend then?
Sherlock: No
John: Right. Okay. You're unattached, like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock: John, erm...... I think myself married to my work, and while I'm flattered by your interest, I'm really not looking for any.....
John: No I'm... Not asking. No I'm just saying, its all fine
Sherlock: Good. Thank you
Sherlock: Shut up.
Lestrade: I didn't say anything.
Sherlock: You were thinking it's annoying.
Anderson: Never mind that, we've found the case! According to SOMEONE "the murderer has the case" and here it is in the hands of our favourite psychopath!
Sherlock: I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath, do your research.
Anderson: So we can read her emails, so what?
Sherlock: Anderson don't talk out loud you lower the I.Q of the entire street!
Sherlock: (to Mycroft.) Don't start a war before we get home, you know what it does to the traffic!
Episode 2
John: Yeah, I didn't get the shopping.
Sherlock: What? Why not?
John: Because I had a row, in the shop, with a chip and pin machine.
Sherlock: Y..... You had a row with a machine?
John: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse.
John: No, I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone because no one can compete with my massive intellect!
Sherlock: I need to get some air- we're going out tonight.
John: Actually, I've, Uh, got a date.
Sherlock: What?
John: Its where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That's what *I* was suggesting
John: No, it wasn't. At least I hope it wasn't.
Episode 3
Moriarty: Do you know what happens of you don't leave me alone...to you?
Sherlock: oh, let me guess, I get killed?
Moriarty: kill you? No don't. Be obvious. I mean, I'm gonna kill you anyway, someday. I don't want to rush it though. Saving it for something special. No no no no no. If you don't stop prying... I will burn you... I will burn... the heart out of you.
Sherlock: I have been reliably informed that I do not have one.
Moriarty: but we both know that's not quite true
