The Truth

Chapter 1-Rules

Wow, you actually chose to read my book. I'm so honored blah blah blah. Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's get one thing straight: you are not allowed to judge this. It was your choice to read this book (MY book) so you don't get to say if it sucked or not. I already know it sucks so you don't get to tell me what I already know. What's the point in telling someone some shit they already know? It's a waste of time. My beliefs and opinions may offend you throughout this book. Maybe I'll make you cry, who knows? I don't really care. You're not my responsibility anyway. Now some of you who skimmed the first part may be thinking "wow, what a bitter bitch. Is the whole book going to be like this?" and my answer is, maybe. I will write whatever I damn well please. (Notice how I wrote "some of you," implying that I got so cocky I allowed myself to think someone might actually read this trash. Man I crack myself up.) I am also well aware that there are probably thousands of typos and grammatical errors in this. I refuse to proofread anything, which is probably why the highest grade I've ever gotten on a paper is a low A. I always get points marked off for spelling and grammatical errors.

Let me also warn you that there is no structure to this book whatsoever. Like I said, I will write however I damn well please. So there will be cussing, bluntness, scatterbrainedness (I'm aware that was once not a word but now it is), and full on rants at times. I will also question myself and cut off and random points in time and go off on completely different tangents. Try to keep up. Why am I even warning you? Like I said, this was your choice and if you made it this far, congratu-freakin-lations. For those of you patient people who are trying to see all sides of the stories I'm about to tell you, fuck off. My side is the right side. Anyone who tells you otherwise can't handle the truth. If you think you can handle the truth, you're in the right place. Fair warning, what you are about to read will be the most twisted thoughts from the deepest darkest place they can come from; a teenager's brain.

If you just shivered you must be an adult looking for evidence to use against my generation for how the world has come spiraling down. Well I have news for you, it's always been this way and if you're trying to find someone to blame, look in the mirror. For those of you who laughed, you probably laughed in agreement. I pity you. You know what it's like. You know how dark this inescapable place can get. If you are reading this in hopes of finding something to show you the wrong ways to handle these situations, read on. So, with that in mind, I introduce you to the depths of my mind. (You should feel pretty fuckin' honored right now, and yes, I am this cocky in real life too. Bow down to me, peasant.)